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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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1 `8 F, X5 b1 x+ u Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( W3 N6 v$ u& G6 R3 g( i
$ W% H- Y/ A! }+ R# [9 ] The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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& P) V8 `8 k; G* a She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, ' m9 S% O& P' \8 C
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 8 n+ i* ]; D+ P Y
) s, B9 P0 ?/ c- G6 h Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 6 b2 o& Z: E [4 A$ b% F" t
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 9 J: o- w% r. L& i$ Q
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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