The Husband Store

小叶子 · 发表于 2009-3-9 11:01

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to
choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor
1 -  These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor
2 -  These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,'  she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor
3 -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor
4 -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor
5 -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, areDrop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor
6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

雲吞 · 发表于 2009-3-9 11:46

楼主是不是暗自得意到了五楼就没向上走呢

raining · 发表于 2009-3-9 15:43

小美猪 · 发表于 2009-3-9 15:46

哈哈

小叶子 · 发表于 2009-3-9 18:51

原帖由雲吞于 2009-3-9 12:46 发表
: P; J4 p; a, H S; X4 w3 _+ _楼主是不是暗自得意到了五楼就没向上走呢

上次workshop非常非常的不错呀，对症下药了哈，什么时候下一次呀？

弟子在此有礼了。灰常的

严重的

小叶子 · 发表于 2009-3-9 18:51

原帖由 小美猪 于 2009-3-9 16:46 发表
& T# A8 R | X3 q! M$ w哈哈

可爱的小猪又在傻笑什么呢～

billzhao · 发表于 2009-3-9 21:45

真好！
In fact men are greedy as well.

propeller · 发表于 2009-3-11 00:06

哈哈，乐啊乐

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