Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

. B% }. x6 E) x6 ], gI was a very happy man.
1 C9 _0 d: p. O; \My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
, a5 g: W: C$ v9 _; E5 n) Q' MIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
" ~7 |! e" ?) b: R1 x5 O& VShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: T. L; |  {& lOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& ?4 W, b% m6 l4 ^" b$ L/ ]She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
3 Y) D7 k  D( D' _  YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- B  r( B+ O. f) OShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" O" ]2 o4 l* I/ mI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
; w" A. ?/ v' ]/ TWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 ~& P5 r1 f. xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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