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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 j( ~2 D4 W! X% L4 ?) u `8 ~
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ K* C* M" a( H8 a
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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# J8 ?# f. W# u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' r5 B/ H/ { i8 M2 ?7 e
6 |8 S O% ~) j7 k; y: I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it., O( S! K$ B6 ~: ~; \, v
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.+ ?9 f+ q j0 [/ Y v1 r+ c4 L% g
5 T. V; g* l: W10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ d( S+ s1 E- W3 X
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 t" Q- M; D7 c% W$ @2 S
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12.) Super glue is forever.' o- z. ], l a2 O! p" k
% q( x0 B8 i" `: g: j# ^* s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- t+ Y2 j: V! Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." M5 Y( ~1 ?. e: |# k/ v! K
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: R ]7 ~% H; i6 Y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ B0 }# ?. |# s/ w7 C0 X2 z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# m7 `4 @# ?# `) a+ v+ T
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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