Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. % L# z/ p6 W( `+ ~  \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 |& \, D" C3 V9 G6 V9 ?5 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ T3 S6 u7 q. z' j) e
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) b- n; L7 R- l. ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% c6 D: Q3 \4 D' t1 N+ iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& e: r) f9 y9 Y# x: t1 @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ! E$ h! @/ C9 P
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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* x7 {- ]: d2 D* E- B1 \8 o2 [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) g  K) |) `2 \9 c( xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 e3 e  n1 U3 n9 t
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. H8 I" i& M- z( O/ z+ rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; Q4 v- e1 S& R, L3 xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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; t: y* F3 n$ B& [) }; sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* f! a. g# h& _4 C
comes down with four?' % p; P2 C8 a0 E% R3 a
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 w7 v. l% z/ O# C0 X% F0 x
and goes back to sleep./ t/ g1 x5 U3 t, L+ h
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , m, N/ x7 x8 Y# b, ~( r& ^0 x1 H% c: x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 j# \/ y* V6 t0 c
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 s w; [0 U4 Q/ R9 R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 ]5 }: R; w5 s$ a) C- @7 c
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：; c+ o( {' M9 V. m' T
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ F/ T# R3 E e" M- q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + K6 l6 `" [$ d h' c) x0 H: e, H
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 f+ @+ k- v, f t# u1 {* `
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( k3 F& Q% Q9 E S
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % q# k8 V# O8 `: k: c4 o9 m5 M* M/ x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 I2 p; b5 b2 f9 F2 K, \. d X
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! ~( V O, n& E8 z2 C
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 [/ v4 t; K |# }0 j9 t8 b( E
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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