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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 4 D3 Q+ |' Z- T" l. ^: E2 N( O6 ~
( C; w0 h+ C1 ~, O! V5 B5 DDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 3 \) }9 I, O7 K* g
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 3 h- H4 a1 U1 A$ ^, y
# c9 D9 t' w: |Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 2 _9 p/ W: S+ R5 ^
/ r3 _; i5 V' ~, uWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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1 U8 A$ A+ ? U' V9 e0 c% r# ?9 D8 ^ The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. : n2 h2 J" A, R
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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6 F' j4 ]/ W6 t, p8 hNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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; Y/ y) q) [6 V3 Y9 V( X3 y% MSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. # g) s$ a! v8 m- V% k: P; T
2 @4 p; t3 i1 CSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 9 G+ ]) c& D2 C* `
; B; ^2 q, E x. y+ W/ s& lNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ! C& P( B7 I7 I* X
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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' ^0 Y% G! q* F' p+ a% I* AThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' % B; W* `, E; ~
/ x; M" P) G" C* W1 L5 _The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' + D h3 O) `; Q$ o
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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