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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - F8 t0 ]0 a7 e: Q* x8 J
# c. L7 c5 T9 P0 l! p1 NGeorge was brokenhearted. 9 a. @/ u( S& W6 U" w
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 7 O+ ]3 w! K4 {2 h% v6 v9 _7 [
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 7 ^ t: _; u' k ?0 M4 y
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." - p' R# Q$ a* W8 J, @1 {
: C+ b7 ]' P8 z( _: N7 }$ z# t"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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