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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 5 ^6 i; {" r6 T( N
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ! Y( V3 B, H, b) o) V
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The first man married a nurse. , d1 X! P- t+ l7 _ s1 B! z
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
+ k9 g1 e5 M. t0 i" D& yNurses are known to be hot to trot".* f c" e" v8 L! k
! F8 P) o: F4 |. NThe second man married a telephone operator. 7 F: p- d! k( D8 W0 C* Q- r
6 ^* J* Q: {' C: ~6 n- p% {. UDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ) g9 [" R) c. P1 [" ?8 w/ v% l
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top - t$ n* u8 l7 U1 l2 ^$ E& T
button...A-bomb.?
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; `( M; h: n0 G/ @% r2 SThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 8 Y7 ~+ N2 |+ ]9 \; h" L6 j, \
but teachers are just too frigid".0 d2 R+ ~6 @5 q |
0 e: b& G( }) sThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
! M/ g5 |" J5 n8 Xonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two + J# X% b; N2 |' M
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The % T8 C, N% F& v" a1 U' `
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's + p0 I n$ p/ w# O. V% m- W7 E0 K/ @( ~
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ W& x; ^, b# T
. h$ Q) G m6 a Q1 D, [& l: \Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.: V/ [& r" E% X9 {3 b' a
; }1 z# B5 ^# O/ }: j; PThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 3 @5 r4 L6 I8 q. `5 H. p- f: {, q
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."% I; y# ]5 Q3 X9 f! W
Q2 W% H! j/ M# U. N7 _- nAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.- ?6 r+ s6 G# Z I) w) k/ b' t& p
N( I5 U& ~2 K% ]The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
- z# h# n$ W/ s; N0 g8 G7 p2 sas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back $ T$ N4 `+ @/ F+ d; l4 e
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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6 f, |( [! |: NDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
) r1 H/ U# c( O5 {9 u: w4 ]their voices."
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& Q/ t/ _$ M/ X( Y% zThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 5 q; `) {* S7 u9 f
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
' F( K! D i4 z) B3 gthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be , g* r L6 R p& K& L
calling any minute.) B/ x; J% ]3 F0 g' k: b* a+ _
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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/ B& h4 A# P. r3 ?Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
7 K: C7 b, R$ L4 uman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
4 h# x1 z! L% h& Z3 Whis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
1 @2 \' p5 P4 s+ |; zlegs.
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5 u- a0 o# ]. [: lJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
$ P% y: @7 j2 ~fight?"
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+ c! Q; R. {9 w N7 {! DThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
6 v( {, ~2 E& p0 Fa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 3 t4 d) C* O- V
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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