鲜花( 0) 鸡蛋( 0)
|
(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) / l# M4 y! D. z! H4 J
2 D3 ~0 I4 [4 X6 o
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ _& Q( L! _* zCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - _$ y$ n# F; e0 V
George: Great. Lay it on me. * V' {1 O" A) ~* k3 {
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' t- p2 ~; C2 ~, V0 G8 P
George: That's what I want to know. + S9 A0 e) J7 g( I8 N5 b
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 8 v1 ]1 q4 M% {& j
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? : l' N$ _; U0 U5 i( T) h% v( G ?
Condi: Yes.
& R$ i/ G% h4 F' d; c' O% v/ C& mGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
# G" |: u! D- f3 W9 wCondi: Hu. 7 g0 U% Y" L9 q
George: The guy in China.
% U9 E$ n' h0 Q! s1 RCondi: Hu. . v' R: U* x6 o. Q
George: The new leader of China. ! P: c% z. D& W v& \- V
Condi: Hu. ) O# m1 m& e5 E( x- @' u [
George: The Chinaman! . m2 W1 V7 q* ^) h: q
Condi: Hu is leading China.
7 N L' }$ y: g4 YGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
0 @8 B e" _. r* ^/ TCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. r$ B1 O" ^* `% |8 V
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 M" N9 O, q; @( gCondi: That's the man's name.
. G) B6 f6 O5 {- l# @6 _George: That's who's name?
% W( c7 S+ {- M9 G" [Condi: Yes. * E5 ]0 f& L3 X5 t- l2 [
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? : K% d6 I A. G# A% |
Condi: Yes, sir. E; |+ F1 Y* p5 P
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. j ?; v& A% Y# L
Condi: That's correct. - n3 j* {& \: Q) h# n5 J0 p$ b
George: Then who is in China? $ H% H5 Q( l- _+ N2 f0 e8 }' V
Condi: Yes, sir. , g7 Z$ U9 s2 E8 h# F" z
George: Yassir is in China? + q( t4 F- Z! M4 h" f
Condi: No, sir.
) @9 Q- B* l% H2 M: L$ Z# p& v0 ?7 B) ?George: Then who is?
& D' W$ a" l2 h6 ^Condi: Yes, sir.
" D# Q5 y* K* D6 {7 e" N$ o6 GGeorge: Yassir? & D/ g" d& M/ q8 Z: D4 L, I2 l
Condi: No, sir. 9 p# K" }* Q5 n% f
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
6 v! [8 G F: g r/ W4 U: Q9 KCondi: Kofi?
& {( Z, _1 c/ p7 z3 m# LGeorge: No, thanks. ) p1 h' t* t, A4 d# p- m9 U
Condi: You want Kofi? " J& R5 a0 ~/ J& h3 ~. Q, ]
George: No.
# f7 i9 L7 G, xCondi: You don't want Kofi.
+ C. p9 A% t0 d5 o1 TGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ( e6 E3 g/ [1 l. O5 O. C, Y
Condi: Yes, sir.
; m2 @* A0 r4 o4 \/ QGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & R* d/ N- ^& q$ f
Condi: Kofi? % v+ f) H! T. e* }' ~7 \8 m8 h$ \
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ n9 A7 s, ?' Y, OCondi: And call who?
- w' j' @6 @0 h% C! ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
$ Z: J6 Q5 n9 `$ F7 ]0 V) M5 J: e' dCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ! W, W: b7 c+ `0 }: a: w* F
George: Will you stay out of China?! " V) v \2 S. N2 M6 r
Condi: Yes, sir.
* V( ?+ B0 o4 SGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: L( Y: v1 j$ d8 ]. ?1 u1 e+ rCondi: Kofi.
' T9 E( b! v' q! f4 kGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : ~# D6 K @2 {, i
(Condi picks up the phone.) $ K5 t8 c( `9 q& J0 `
Condi: Rice, here.
/ ]& t6 M4 j) GGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
|