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9 l- ?$ }+ q* A$ f+ \) V0 i4 K- wWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ( @' g. D5 x/ o+ K) L
, L& @& R& }* H, ?! P: dTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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' E* o( n9 g( t8 Q3 eToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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+ E, ~- }' a% `0 A+ s* ~When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 1 |9 _/ ?9 |5 D0 O' i3 [, ^
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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1 w4 t! \- W. dMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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