Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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6 |1 H2 e" S, A) _5 C WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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7 d3 R9 U1 W; _4 g; b THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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" c: D) V# [2 W! m% r4 ] I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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6 C1 o0 Z) a+ J0 l A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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$ V1 a- G' b2 N; G- a* d+ a THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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/ P, a" Y4 a0 f4 C/ P8 G8 q "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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" O6 Q4 [) v7 {7 Z0 j4 k8 d- ~ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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2 t- d+ s# n0 Q% @: A4 t  W THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~