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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
3 P) D) ?: K4 H# W% Shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ R, l1 w# L7 H$ S( N
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! X# Q+ O6 ]* K& A
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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4 ~) Q) j- k9 ?3 qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 L# \, v* }% [6 S. Cover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 k/ M/ A# n2 a" S ~; R/ L) o
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( f: r: @: f3 l5 m& M" `% h* K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- M: `* Y$ e( w
committed my life to her sister.
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) `* y3 O0 E% \# uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 s+ P# I' y+ y6 |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 ]7 G [3 v0 f& c5 o
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7 L3 @, h9 ?7 f, II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% o$ V$ i1 k. Z6 {+ o) x Rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) \: K6 s# j0 P" {1 {0 _) l/ T X
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 k. c& i8 A- Z, O( }4 h1 D* G
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4 B" D4 U Q- KTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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! S( y# e P& c3 b" H- ~" Y8 ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; X4 b+ E5 U& ^/ W, ]9 p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; \' j$ O! g" Y* ^( task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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