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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ K1 r1 s& z6 {8 R2 l& c' K! t" k
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# _5 @* V* r, q# q& [8 b; Y
* v" a% u% L- i7 c7 n# C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: H6 w k/ S2 u1 e9 c5 {/ [/ s4 X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 g( K7 @" `3 k' }; w; d! x
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ U) I& f$ D4 b4 h$ v$ m$ }4 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. T6 I5 e6 ^* j; E
( q, x- H" v5 J: [3 L9 q+ f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 ^; A8 i5 K1 X0 V0 k% Z3 e( }$ f3 u* Y
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ B* i% I& A8 [, }
& k! X8 o6 b1 `$ f% z- M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: [; y0 u) x' ^7 O5 J4 j a0 n* f2 |
2 Z6 {' j/ |7 [* h& m; ^12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 @# j1 O( h3 }& T9 ~14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 B. o% O8 q( S/ Y" o& g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 s2 ]" E: B, Q& v+ E
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. o* q9 Z. ^% r% n; o
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ F* R5 }: {7 l, {* {9 m4 @2 ^
: W2 T7 Y2 l6 o2 j* g% _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: a4 ^3 s. Q" n+ I3 z
. ?! M6 K& {0 c, M& H1 D r22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 V/ K I. K3 o( O) [1 _
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 C2 _+ L5 I# M w* J7 `7 T6 A
+ ^" }* h- j& U# ^$ X* i25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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