Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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9 k& x. u- V$ V% JAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' E, I6 b9 O) N# S'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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4 N6 n( v4 Q% Z: \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
/ _" O0 O- h- [; S( ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
% O1 r7 {% h- y4 T% X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' s+ |* n. [* m( [- W" C  d. k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 Q! ~, a, o( R/ H2 t- {# b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) Y, |. M8 _3 `' k'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ z0 [0 R' ~! X. A% F3 F, ]) HBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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