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发表于 2008-10-26 06:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ; t4 {% i1 E6 H2 W

7 ], u( K# ]2 Z7 @7 rDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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0 v2 I8 F, d9 ^' w5 N. pWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. " y$ a; H, N2 u; e: l
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ! `) s0 a* Z: [  y2 S: e5 e3 Q

3 B* w/ ?$ O+ ~, [Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 O8 ~# c4 D- [
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. % D3 o: y: c1 x. ~% u

% U* q4 l' F. v3 \He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 8 B  H( q" y$ o9 r( m% D

! A2 f$ p; c: x. ]So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. / j- ]. h. M4 L. r( K8 K

# r( {7 P& n( c3 @6 t' n) b0 f0 G& lNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 6 w5 L0 r7 P+ J' P) t+ z9 }
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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, f- `% Y7 G/ p4 {6 eThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 7 ?* u5 d" z* q
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
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发表于 2008-11-7 10:38 | 显示全部楼层
Smart guy,
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发表于 2008-11-7 10:45 | 显示全部楼层
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