10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
. V6 J' ^# c) ^# I2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
+ u9 I; f1 P9 p/ S3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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# j  R( u: @% `4 J3 `5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
. @; C+ f7 U  ^0 w: r; J$ J7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
6 ]: T) Z' Y( _  U5 b8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
) }. F, {$ M/ R5 U' i5 H9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
' s: O1 U, y& G- p) W1 D10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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$ Q3 `! K% U+ o( qare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ s9 n7 m& ^/ A- z* g  A7 }grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 p! ?$ P! k- X3 Kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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1 k6 i) J8 S) K: }* Pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ a: T2 G2 x& |"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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