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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 0 K7 m* u2 ~) s8 U. S
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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/ c/ q. Z3 E0 ^! YThe first man married a nurse. . a/ v# H: W" Y1 o8 K$ X5 P
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ) }, c( ^1 u- f1 C( S
Nurses are known to be hot to trot". a2 }% `, K, J7 C* B a
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The second man married a telephone operator. 2 G4 M/ ^$ o, i$ h
* ]( X9 x; m7 D6 mDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
4 Q C9 A, z, [6 {0 H# J( dTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
* I6 A0 r0 Y( a' u: |7 w @! [button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 7 i$ ?& C/ b5 l, g% k# U2 p4 X7 c
8 p% u8 B( V+ Z, p2 r- e. j) pDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 7 D0 k. A/ J) C& p; J
but teachers are just too frigid".2 D2 t+ n9 G" v, R9 Y; m& r
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 5 s6 m% j9 c" q* y0 p- \9 I
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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! [1 E- T& ?6 c1 ~At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
; J) U9 s/ X5 z' C* Y# q! M4 ?nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
2 S: H; A# A4 r7 U5 I/ ppajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 5 g: l. A) C, N) P/ O
& F; \( M/ q: h/ ?3 H8 c; |Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.$ B' j3 }% Q5 \( S5 O$ E
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night * G+ r5 [" [8 f# D
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.& J% H! I, o! t0 n# L1 j; N
' }" I0 ^3 k: E; P m+ {7 HThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 8 r: m2 }$ g0 g8 Q( O2 ^ R* W$ u( F
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ( ^% y0 X7 h4 q8 m D
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 4 [& Z8 D. s# l( L
their voices." 5 v- j/ r ?, }- `1 q6 h
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ) l) o; r* b0 J5 J
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
, H4 h$ A9 \; L" g: K6 D% D7 Othree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
1 K% i6 w9 l) R( D/ i) Q0 h+ Qcalling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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% d* Z$ y+ H7 m" s- n/ X8 B. \Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ; y* } ~: h. `$ A4 W# w
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
9 c0 D% b$ ]: E) b: Hhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and : n5 k1 M q$ h' `( V
legs. ^- u( m+ I/ S, G8 n' w/ H/ b
8 Q4 c/ l* X2 n# B: OJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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: W' ]8 ^* E% I- h' Y. d2 v oThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
& ?/ N K2 I& L+ v! pa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ]# m4 j) T/ M2 G$ B
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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