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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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) T! L; H6 p S" p' C/ {George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
% r- Q4 Z. }: u3 ZCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 6 m4 s+ S* l6 q& K3 }( _9 m. k
George: Great. Lay it on me.
( p* n9 j$ f6 Y6 F9 aCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
3 z! h% w7 d9 N* j" wGeorge: That's what I want to know. & p/ N/ Z9 w' U0 @0 ?
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
, v+ r+ u& F) x7 m3 d3 N+ YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
6 o/ P" g/ r/ @9 ~- h$ W5 rCondi: Yes.
) i& D. x% R" B1 NGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 9 e1 Z* S- F2 Q" g" f
Condi: Hu.
5 U. V2 f( t \George: The guy in China.
7 o3 m" Z) I% a$ yCondi: Hu.
+ Q% [/ ^/ T: r5 }% uGeorge: The new leader of China. & O0 ?8 ]: N- C
Condi: Hu.
C- Y$ b; V* u/ m4 N$ H* [6 hGeorge: The Chinaman! ( K( D1 ~; K5 p; V! N8 U: @: p6 Y
Condi: Hu is leading China. # I) o2 x! c2 S+ @0 }0 T
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 1 c5 z2 ~" u' \; _4 N
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. $ L- v5 F( W/ i6 j) k6 F" F0 w4 q
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- K$ l1 [5 C2 O$ i( q: kCondi: That's the man's name.
. y7 I3 ^& W" Y( T% p% nGeorge: That's who's name?
& ]# g+ [2 v7 k5 `- M+ J1 PCondi: Yes.
@- x- T+ t0 `George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 \* H* v8 v5 @/ ~Condi: Yes, sir. 6 {( \2 f# g: ~* p
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. , {4 r" X; b/ N N
Condi: That's correct.
4 o* t( B- h8 ], rGeorge: Then who is in China? " }& d/ ? N/ ]
Condi: Yes, sir. ) u% X* n/ O% i9 z6 G0 J L* h
George: Yassir is in China?
+ U2 a6 J6 u, U* E% mCondi: No, sir.
. ~3 D# T$ d* c- N6 f/ YGeorge: Then who is?
9 |$ Z) v: o" j- cCondi: Yes, sir.
) V+ n2 o4 C, {8 j3 ]% a+ N9 {George: Yassir? * [* E, C! l2 H, d: {
Condi: No, sir. 3 a* D& I8 r, J2 U
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - z1 s# ]8 n# Q
Condi: Kofi?
" C0 E; x) j8 E) ~) yGeorge: No, thanks.
8 G/ O- F7 q$ e' j/ QCondi: You want Kofi?
) F+ U9 B$ H3 lGeorge: No. * U) @9 W1 p" |: g$ L
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
0 M ]: M. Z1 n, i0 @" FGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 A( Y" ^) P- t" e4 I/ ^# G$ C
Condi: Yes, sir. - F8 e" O9 L/ [/ C# I% }; R
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 6 |- J I. F" ]) S, A8 u. ]
Condi: Kofi? 1 O7 V- F' m* N# z& z$ C% G
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
M& R6 s0 j+ \& I6 hCondi: And call who?
% V( c1 E1 |3 d. c2 ~1 }% K9 ^George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 W: r. r' ~7 O$ B0 a
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 3 ?) S1 d* l# Q' M/ A
George: Will you stay out of China?! : O* \- x% \; R8 y
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 V1 e& B. U" q7 v
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: @- N% u0 z' [Condi: Kofi. ; h( D6 Z) M$ {
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
9 W; v: W$ T3 d: W$ t+ s, w(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ t1 Q ] F* G0 cCondi: Rice, here.
: p# N7 ?- A. m1 C/ rGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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