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1 r3 L+ S7 ]8 J. jWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. / R5 i+ f# s& k3 Y* Z7 A2 |
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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+ [. F4 C; d6 PToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ! `, }0 \& W& Y+ g, k
$ f! U1 W; T8 Z b+ J" xWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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4 B. E! e0 d7 y* j* Y0 Q: {- nIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. - N- r8 o3 S9 N4 A
/ B* g8 U( [8 L6 L- V7 u3 @) TOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 [. ]7 [2 X7 Y) A# [/ j7 O h
( k' \; V1 B# o! fA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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1 D5 F9 f- Q0 Z+ ZMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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