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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% s7 {6 D, E0 [/ L8 z2 ^4 Y. [) |' Ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# A: [7 s' [6 S! c. m% o+ Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 o# \$ ^; M4 \% _- [1 ^7 B6 D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 X' D- G- r; [5 ~: u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" q8 Q; Y: G+ x3 C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 d9 \4 j, u& Z* u) hOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
% C* c; y! ^* Y" L" Y3 Y, ]0 \over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" }- @' b# i- ]2 b1 F9 \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ {* c% O7 ^; T# ^' |& g4 Eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# q* W' t' x a' `/ o5 Z
committed my life to her sister.
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! K* {" i( p' S5 y; F. k) h* AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 F- M+ C: V# F$ x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ H7 S( u( C4 k* m) z: jfling, just come up and get me."
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6 O5 d9 K( F1 N" D% e# v/ fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 E7 y& ?; s& p+ P8 b& p4 o) d0 a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.# V* L8 w3 }( c P' T
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& g) o2 h+ e% RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 k0 _' a+ E s& T' s; i( Y% d
outside, all clapping!4 C) [. I& p# T2 `) }
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# Q0 O7 D! q9 R d" o/ N0 h9 tWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 T( z& m* Y' [$ K! d- X% sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, {. z) S6 n& M( {+ N
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