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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'3 X- w. G. R; Y! B6 ]2 p8 p# E6 h" X
The girl said: NO!'8 _/ U* z, n+ g: p( ]  l* L9 L7 D+ G

- l2 V# O4 `! S& A& o8 O* IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ v: ^4 m9 L: x  \
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never0 s+ b7 s' _6 ]# U$ J
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 g" G! x. O+ D- b2 }Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
1 Z+ W, ?+ ~$ @3 I5 n1 iAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* o/ p1 V0 h. a; L8 V5 x, p
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 {7 W# w& B/ K0 b& |& aHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ J# l' m3 b) {& |: @Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.& W4 N: z# V* Q$ d% R

$ Y9 f+ \% L- E! yThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
/ \1 f- f7 Z1 F  j+ i4 k4 z5 MWhat does this story mean?

4 b  H5 j; O9 o& bMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
0 Z" |+ D: O) Y/ bHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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& l" |. {. R3 t* G$ h9 t% f Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
. R  W" z+ c8 L% hWhat does this story mean?

+ M6 {+ [: I0 T" X7 k, i老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny* X2 _4 k, W( k% ]: r
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
老柳教车
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...7 B2 ]% O( L5 ?" M  y
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...) M' v8 G; |( S
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...2 D1 w* I( x7 j
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 9 G# P+ A; r8 f. s2 k* |0 V5 [- v( C9 E$ \
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
: ?6 L# O% }& p  ]) V, Fyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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5 D. g$ d+ b% |赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 $ v* i9 h5 J3 s8 j( W, W
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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